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Lets
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more time at our work and jobs than ever before.
Family
relations,
domestic abuse, depression and stress of all forms are on the rise. Our
lack of health is bringing us to the hospitals.
Our jobs
and schools are often asking for doctors notes to excuse our
absences. Is
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notes from across the United States, Europe, and Canada and closely
modeled our notes after them... That way we can provide you with the
only collection of doctor's excuse notes around that are modeled after
real medical notes.
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Our Killer
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Excuse
Notes, Guaranteed
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Note # 1 - Classic High-Quality Doctor's Note-
This
is an exact duplicate of an older Family Pracitce / Internal Medicine doctors excuse
note.. and is ideal for a work-free lifestyle. It is best for creating the illusion that you visited a smaller, more
'old fashioned' clinic / hospital. Many people use this note (and most
of our notes) for returning to work. Just fill in the information and
the time you've taken off (or time that you'll need off). Inspired by a recently-found Kaiser Permanente form. Great
for diabetes, sudden weight-loss, symptoms of pregnancy, a sick child or basically
anything else you can think of. Use alone or with another form for
amazing results.($12.97 Value)
Note # 2- Psychologist's
/ Mental Health Doctor Excuse
-
This dynamite doctor's
excuse is for a
family counselor / psychologist visitation. Works well for marital or
family problems. One can utilize this sick note for anxiety and
depression
symptoms as well. This is a rather basic doctors note (as most notes
should
be), and has very detailed, very legit-looking logo at the top. This note is in limited release. ($12.97
Value)
Note # 3
- Funeral Pamphlet
- This double sided
pamphlet works well for utilizing 'funeral
leave'. It includes a photo of the deceased person along with poems.
Includes poetry and other very unique details. Unlike our other notes,
its not a doctors excuse note, but a very unique excuse
indeed!
This note will certainly protect you during the most desperate times -
very few people know how to deal with the death of peer's relatives. ($12.97 Value)
Note # 4 - Jury
Duty Notice - An
attractive authentic-looking state summons form.
This one works best for getting out of longer periods of 'work'.
Closely modeled after authentic state's forms, but does not break any
laws.
Note # 5 -Emergency
Room (ER) Medical Form
-
This is an emergency room release form. Excellent for spontaneous,
unplanned excused absences. This note is unique in its design - it
looks far different than the other notes, and includes a unique stamped
number and bar code. This note has been particularly popular amongst
our
customers. ($12.97
Value)
Note # 6 -
Dentist's Note
- This
excuse note can be
used, of course, two times a year --
Dentists always require a 6 month check up. If you need further "Dental
Care", see our Oral Surgery note (below). This note includes a logo
that
is in the background and faded, much like a watermark. Safe and
reliable. Excellent for tooth aches, halitosis, fillings, cleanings,
dentures, etc. ($12.97 Value).
Note #
7 -
Gynecologist Fake Doctors Note
- A proven medical form that great for yearly feminine
examinations. This fake doctors form usually results in very few
questions asked. Works great for symptoms of pregnancy, ovarian cancer,
STD's, etc. This also works great for abortions / miscarriages and, of
course, pregnancies. ($12.97 Value).
Note # 8 -
Classic Fake
Doctor Note v.2.0 - This
premium fake medical excuse
slip is a page-long doctor note that uses a more of a computerized
print-out look -- appearing as a sort of database print-out. Includes
realistic looking bar codes and other special details. Unlike some of
our notes, this form is open-ended and can be utilized for various medical
issues. This has been known to work great for concussions, migraines,
minor surgical procedures, plastic surgery, etc. ($12.97 Value).
Note # 9 - Cardiologist
Doctor Note - Do
you have heart disease in the
family? Everyone does! Make your genetics work for you and nurse it to
its fullest. Symptoms of heart disease are naseua, neck back or jaw
ache, fatigue and dizziness. Use this note for any of those and work
the system to its fullest. At the top of this excuse is a great logo
that has a sleek, prestigous
looking appeal to give it a look of true authenticity. ($12.97
Value).
Note # 10
- Chiropractor Note -
This note comes complete with an established looking logo and
water-mark. A chiropractic excuse works wonders for neck, shoulder and
back pain (all easy to fake). Need to cancel the membership at the
gym? No problem.
Need to take a breather from gym class? The choice is yours.
We find the logo on this slip to be quite superior.
The rest of the form is simple, yet reliable and authentic looking.
Exceptional
results. ($12.97 Value).
Note #11 -
Urologist Note (NEW!)
- Use
this one to explain your
frequent bathroom breaks. This excuse is one of our newer excuses with
a logo that has a very modern, urban look to it. Excellent for bladder infections, kidney
stones, testicular cancer, kidney failure, prostate issues, erectile
dysfunction.. you name it. Great graphic design gives it a remarkably believable appearance ($12.97 Value).
Note # 12
- Ear, Nose and
Throat (ENT) Note - This excuse works fantastic for sudden loss of hearing, issues with balance, tonsil stones (tonsilloliths), recurring sore
throat, allergies, nasal congestion, nasal polyps, strep
throat, ear pain, vertigo, etc. This one has gotten our customers out
of the things they hate most -- time and time again ($12.97 Value).
But
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NOT ALL
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Notes That Are Included in the Bundle of Doctor's
Excuses...
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Podiatrist
(Foot Doctor) Note - This
is excellent for foot problems of any
sort - from sprained ankles to bunions to corns. Includes a remarkable
new logo that promises an image of trust and legitimacy.
Medical
Absence Report - Unique
in
shape and design, this great note
has a Christian theme. Its layout is unique. A must see. A
great
excuse for any general illness or ailment. Includes detailed spaces and
checkboxes for medical restrictions Very versatile, exclusive and
unique.
Oral
Surgery Form (with watermark)
- Excellent newer addition
to our
collection. Includes a great logo and double-watermark. Great for
impacted teeth, root canals, wisdom teeth removal, cavities, etc.
"Return
to Work" Form - This
form
stands out from the rest of the pack.
It is focused on returning to "work" and when the patient is capable of
doing so. This note includes a section for follow-up appointments and a
large comments / restrictions field. NOTE: All of our notes can be used
(and are most often used) as "return to work notes".
Classic
Medical Excuse - This
hospital excuse includes fields for
arrival and discharge dates. Very unique in appearance. Can be
customized to any field of medicine and for a multitude of medical
issues. Excellent note, probably one of our best.
Prescription-Style
Doctor Excuse - About
25% of
all doctors write their
"excuse notes" on prescription slips. This note looks remarkably
legitimate. This note works great for any hospital or clinic.
Eye
Doctor Note (with watermark)
- This
note contains an extremely realistic "watermark"
and
very contemporary looking logo that gives it a very corporate
appearance. This note works fantasitc for routine eye exams, pink-eye,
infections of the eye, and the like. Just make sure to return to work
with an eye patch
(available at most drug stores).. :)
A
Dermatologist Note (with
watermark) - Great for any
skin related
issue. Acne, boils, extreme sunburn, melanoma and other types of
cancer, etc.
Children's
Clinic Letter (NEW) - Have a child? They get sick also. This
"letter style" pediatric excuse shows that your child needed to see a
pediatrician (child physician). Cool logo included. This note, along with our
other letter-style notes, are probably our best notes.
"General"
Clinic Letter (NEW) - Like
other two letters (above) this
letter allows full customization of the content, address, and phone
number. But instead of being specific, its for a more general clinic,
thus making it more 'open' to different types of physicians and
'illnesses'. (Note: NONE of our notes should ever be used to falsify
real physicians - please see our disclaimer)
Mental Health Letter (NEW)
- This
letter is much like our other mental health note, but is a bit more
"corporate" and is in letter format. Great new convincing logo. Works
great for mood disorders, eating disorders, impulsive actions,
substance abuse, depression, etc.
"Health Services" Clinic
Letter (Just Arrived
TODAY!)- This is an additional
letter style note that can be tailored
for
specific clinics. It projects the illusion that it is from a clinic
that is part of a larger company. Like the 'General' Clinic Letter, its
open to whatever types of medical staff you like. (Note: Falsifying
medical staff or company names can be FRAUD. Please see our disclaimer).
Pregnancy Letter (NEW)
- This letter
states that you are pregnant and states your estimated
conception
date and delivery date. Includes a logo of authentic looking pregnancy
center. This note also works for miscarriages and abortions..
Hospital Discharge Papers (Just
Arrived
TODAY!)-We
also have
several hospital discharge papers
included with our 30-note package. These notes look incredibly
realistic as they include details that you'll find only in legit
hospital discharge papers.
NOTE:
Because we want you to
have a full variety and selection of notes, we've added an additional 4
notes. Descriptions of the notes are coming soon. They are some of our
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modeled ours after real excuses and created unique, realistic
looking logos to go with them. Some of our forms also have a watermark
in addition to the logo. We've also created unique doctors names and
titles for our excuse notes. The names and titles are fully
customizable.
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