![]() ![]() I need a note for _________. Is this possible? Many people come to our site looking for specific notes for specific illnesses. For example, many people read our site and see that there isn't a note available for what they need. Although we have notes for a variety of fictional 'clinics', we also have many notes that you can easily tailor to your specific needs. These notes include a hospital release form, a general doctors note, general clinic notes, a blank prescription form, and other notes where you can customize the clinic name and specialty. These notes actually look - in many ways -- more legitimate than our other notes. The choice is yours. Download the notes and find which one you think looks the most fitting. How can I change the names on the notes? What about the date? Our notes are all in PDF files. Usually you cannot edit a PDF file, but we've created ours so certain fields can be editable. The DOCTOR NAME and the DATE are customizable on all notes. On SOME notes you can edit the clinic name. On most notes, it requires you to write your name and other information by hand onto the note. However, we do have some notes where all of this info is entered before printing. Lastly -- on our pre-signed notes you cannot change the doctors name because the signature is a digital image. However, if you order the pre-signed notes, you'll also receive the unsigned notes. That way you can sign them yourself if you choose to do so. I just need one one of your notes, not all of them. Can I just get one? Most sites charge 10 - 20 dollars for a very average looking SINGLE note. We guarantee you will not find any notes better than ours. The reason we have many notes in one package is so you'll have the option to choose the note that is best suited for your needs. We also want to create great value (and still be able to make a profit from our advertising expense. ) What does a doctor note look like? I want to see a copy of one of your notes. We do not want to show our notes too closely because we do not want people to copy them... or the people you're 'tricking' to see them. But you can click here to see a distant image of what the doctors notes look like. I want to customize my note. HOW FLEXIBLE are your notes? Our notes can be completely customized and the doctor name and address fields. As of 09/29/08, we've converted our notes from MS-Word to PDF. The PDF notes are customizable -- thats right -- you can edit the PDF files like a form. We've changed the format from WORD to PDF for compatibility issues. They should be viewable on any computer running the latest version of Adobe Reader. If you do not have Adobe Reader, you can get it here. We also do have versions of our notes in MS WORD format available. If you order our notes and want the word versions, please feel free to email us. Which of your doctor's notes works the best? Its hard to say. Our doctor notes are for entertainment use only. Some are more convincing than others. We actually recommend some of our more simplified notes. Many docs simply scribble a note on a local notepad. We have several excuse notes that are inspired by these. Is this site a scam? Absolutely not. If you're skeptical of our site --- that is understandable. The internet can be a dangerous place. But all of our transactions are processed by Google and PayPal. They are 100% secure. If you are not satisfied with our product or cannot view our notes, please email us. If you're still not happy, you can process refund through them. Is this site a joke? How can I take it seriously? This site is meant to be humorous, however, our products look very authentic. We encourage you, however, to not use our notes for illegal purposes. Please review our disclaimer before purchasing. What if I don't have Google Checkout --- Can I still get your Excuse Note Package? Its a common misconception that you need PayPal. All you need is a valid credit card or a check card. If you do not have either of these, feel free to email us. How can I make a fake doctor's note without buying one? Its very hard without referring to a real doctor note and having graphic design skills. Do not take the risk. Once I receive your doctor note package, how do I open it? You need PKUNZIP or WINZIP. Most computers have these these days. But, if you don't, go here and get a free trial version of WinZip. After you have the file unzipped, you also need Adobe Reader. Adobe Reader is a simple program used to open PDF files. To get adobe reader, click here. How can I learn how to create my own doctors excuse? We do not recommend trying to make a doctors excuse on your own. I just ordered your downloadable excuse notes package and I received NOTHING! I am upset! What gives? Just email us here and I will send you the download link to the notes ASAP. How are your notes editable as PDF files? The notes are created to be edited within Adobe Reader AS PDF files. The hospital/clinic address and phone number can be changed on all of the notes. On SOME of the notes you can change the hospital/clinic name. If you do not like the PDF files, we also have MS Word versions of the notes available upon request. We do not offer support with the Word documents, however, as we've struggled with compatibility issues. |