Sometimes, the thought of dealing with your job is overwhelming.  Maybe your boss has been a holy terror about deadlines, you have to deal with an annoying or overbearing fellow employee, or you’re starting to feel suffocated in that little cubicle you sit in eight hours everyday.  One way or the other, you probably feel like you need a break --- maybe a 24 hour absence from the job is the answer.  Or maybe you need a few days.  One way or the other, you just need a break before your sanity goes right out the window or in the toilet.

Well, there is a solution, and as comical as this may sound, tens of thousands of stressed out employees everywhere are doing this.  They’re using fake medical notes to give themselves a break from the drudgery of their jobs.  Hey, why not? Don’t say you have never thought or it or never done it.  Just think back to the days of “Welcome Back, Kotter” and pretend that you’re Epstein’s mother.  It always worked for him.

Statistics have proven that we are all part of an overworked and underpaid culture in the workplace.  We get stuck in a rut, deal with unreasonable supervision, and for the most part, we are always looking for either a temporary break, some new enlightening challenge, or just a way out in general.  Depression, family issues, and health-destroying stress are all part of our lives in some way.  And that job isn’t helping matters.  Obviously you just need a well-deserved break.  So take it already.

Believe it or not, there are internet sites where you can get all kinds of medical notes that will grant you that much needed break, for a small price of course.  And for the most part, all the common excuses and reasons for absence from the job are covered quite thoroughly.  Let’s face facts, whether your still in school or already out in the workforce, if you’re ever absent from the job, you need a medical note (or other excuse) so they don’t throw the book at you.

When you shop the internet for these medical notes, you want to look for the following qualities in the product:

Consider the reasons behind the creation of an entity like this.  People are overworked and most are overly stressed out as well.  And we all know how dangerous stress can be --- it’s a killer, pure and simple.  So why run the risk of succumbing to something that is going to hurt you physically? Don’t you think you deserve a break once in a while? Or are you such a workaholic that it’s insignificant? Write out your own medical note and take the day off.  In fact, take two or three if you think that’s what it will take to feel better about going back to the grind.